I hope you voted for your favourite hot guys in the 2nd Annual AfterElton.com Hot 100 list. If not, you’re too late as here’s the final tally:

1. Jake Gyllenhaal- woof!
2. John Barrowman*
3. Luke MacFarlane*
4. Cheyenne Jackson*
5. Neil Patrick Harris*
6. Gale Harold
7. Van Hansis
8. Chris Evans
9. Anderson Cooper
10. Ryan Reynolds
11. Gareth David-Lloyd
12. David Beckham
13. Jensen Ackles – woof!
14. T. R. Knight*
15. Brad Pitt – woof!
16. Daniel Craig – woof!
17. Thore Schölermann
18. Wentworth Miller – woof!
19. Chace Crawford – current it boy and doesn’t he know it!
20. Jake Silbermann
21. Ryan Phillippe – woof!
22. Matthew Rhys
23. Robert Gant*
24. Zac Efron
25. Justin Timberlake
26. Christian Bale
27. Channing Tatum – woof!
28. Hugh Jackman
29. Jo Weil
30. James Marsden
31. Tom Welling
32. Randy Harrison*
33. David Tennant
34. Heath Ledger
35. Jamie Bamber
36. Jonathan Rhys Meyers – imagine how hot he’d be if he managed to stay off the crack for once!
37. Mario Lopez
38. Milo Ventimiglia – woof!
39. Ryan Gosling – woof!
40. Johnny Depp
41. Gerard Butler
42. David Boreanaz – woof!
43. Jared Padalecki – woof!
44. Declan Bennett
45. James McAvoy
46. Matthew Fox
47. George Clooney – gorgeous George!
48. Chris Meloni – oh, I so would… woof!
49. Matt Damon
50. Eric Dane
51. Taye Diggs
52. Gael Garcia Bernal
53. Paul Walker – woof!
54. Ewan McGregor
55. Patrick Dempsey
56. Chad Allen*
57. Colin Farrell
58. Eddie Cibrian – woof!
59. Josh Holloway – you see, what Lost needs to do now is have more scenes of a shirtless and sweaty Josh with his jeans hanging off his ass and clearly showing that he doesn’t have any underwear on.
60. Jensen Atwood
61. Ashton Kutcher
62. Ian Somerhalder
63. Eric Bana
64. Lee Pace
65. Orlando Bloom
66. Paul Rudd
67. Eric Mabius
68. Josh Duhamel
69. Ronnie Kroell*
70. Cristiano Ronaldo
71. Clive Owen
72. Darryl Stephens*
73. J. P. Calderon*
74. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
75. Dave Annable
76. James Sutton
77. Mitch Hewer – woof!
78. Jason Statham
79. Shia LaBeouf – I still can’t stop myself from calling him Shia LaDouche. It’ll pass eventually, I’m sure.
80. Tom Ford*
81. Adam Levine
82. Henry Cavill
83. Nicolas Gob – hot French actor, kinda like a gallic Wentworth Miller.
84. Ricky Martin – muy muy caliente, guapo!
85. Rufus Wainwright*
86. John Krasinski
87. Jude Law
88. Justin Hartley
89. Robert Downey Jr.
90. Christopher Gorham
91. Jake Shears* – also know as The Original Good Time Had By All.. ;o)
92. Matthew McConaughey
93. Peter Paige*
94. Russell Tovey*
95. Thomas Roberts*
96. Adam Barta*
97. Ben Browder
98. Hayden Christensen
99. James Franco
100. Jared Leto
If you’re wondering why some of them have the little * beside their name, that’s AfterElton.com’s helpful reminder that the said guy is a gay. Yes, I know what you’re thinking: “but what about ______? I hear that _______ has a thing for Latin. And I know for a fact that _______ is gay as he slept with my friend’s trainer’s ex-boyfriend.” Well, they’ve just pointed out the card-carrying members of the club for now, the rest of ‘em can just enjoy the view.
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