Super Mario Lopez – People’s Hottest Batchelor of 2008 bares all!

We’ve already seen Super Mario Lopez as Marky Mark (and the Funky Bunch!) earlier in the week, but here’s the rest of his Hottest Batchelor of 2008 spread for People magazine. Mario strips to re-enact scenes from films as Brad Pitt, li’l Tommy Cruise, Richard Gere and Christoper Atkins. He even recreates that famous nude centrefold from Cosmo by Burt Reynolds, shame Mario’s gooch has been airbrushed out of existence. I swear that his junk must be way too big to be successfully covered up just by his wrist. There’s nary a bollock or pube or nothin’.

Anyway, I was wondering about one little thing: sure, Mario’s hot, super hot even, but hottest bachelor? Didn’t Mario just break up with his girlfriend Karina Smirnoff, like, just a couple of weeks ago? It says so in US magazine and they don’t mess around with that shit. Hmm, this couldn’t be yet another convenient tabloid-friendly “break” in their relationship, could it?

Say it ain’t so!

 

(source: www.ageapt.com )

Mario Lopez Holds Up Nude Self

Actor/exercise guru Mario Lopez leaves the Schoenfeld Theatre on Wednesday afternoon in New York City, where he is performing in the Broadway production of A Chorus Line.

The 34-year-old former Saved By The Bell star signed autographs for fans and held up the nude photo spread of himself from the latest issue of People’s Hottest Bachelor.

WHAT DO YOU THINK of Mario’s nudey pics — HOT or NOT?

Mario Lopez is Shirtless, Hottest Bachelor?

Mario Lopez has been named People’s Hottest Bachelor. The 34-year-old actor/exercise guru bares all in the new issue, on newsstands Friday.

Can you believe it? NUDEY PICS IN PEOPLE MAG, Y’ALL!!

Other bachelors who made the cut: The Hillsstar Brody Jenner and his BFF Frankie Delgado, American Idol champ David Cook, actor/singer Terrence Howard, Bryan Spears(Britney and Jamie Lynn’s older brother), 300hunk Gerard Butler, tennis star James Blake,Rock of Love star Bret Michaels, Saturday Night Live star Andy Samberg and SNL writerAkiva Shaffer, Hunter Johansson (Scarlett’s twin brother, younger by three minutes), Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine and theGossip Girl guys (Penn Badgley, Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford).